10 Thoughts We've All Had While Faking An Orgasm

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Fake it 'til you make it? Unfortunately, that advice doesn't apply when it comes (or in this case, doesn't) to an orgasm. For those who've ever faked an orgasm, we're sure you've thought about at least one of these things:

When You Realize This Is Going To Be Less Steamy Than 'Scandal'

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"That feels...weird. That also feels weird. Oh, they have no idea what they're doing."

When You Want To Delete All Dating Apps...Now

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"Should have swiped left."

When You Remember You're Single

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"I mean, it's better than being alone tonight...right?!"

When You're Mad At Yourself For Not Having Amazon Prime

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"I wish my vibrator hadn’t run out of AA batteries."

When You Just Rewatched 'Magic Mike' Last Night

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"Maybe if I close my eyes and pretend it’s Channing Tatum that will help."

When You're Totally Spacing Out

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"Shit... did I leave my straightener on?!"

When He Claims He Is Close...For The Fifth Time

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"Ok, how much longer is this going to last?"

When It's Time To Wrap This Up

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"They seem pretty close, I think two more fake moans will do the trick."

When He Finally Does Get There

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"Is he about to... oh my GOD. Is that his O-face?"

When He Says That Was The Hottest Sex Ever

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"The Academy really should be going to me for that award-winning performance."

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